Snowzilla Comes to Detroit

Winter snowstorm | Stock photo by Public Domain Images/Pixabay

As a massive snowstorm heads towards Detroit, more than a few people around town are starting to freak out. One of my brothers, as a matter of fact, is referring to this as the Snow Storm of Death. I however think Snowzilla simply sounds so much better.

Regardless of what one prefers to call this weather, there are a couple of things that are abundantly clear. The first point is that it is going to snow in Detroit. There is going to be a lot of it and it is going to be cold.

As for everyone who is freaking out this impending snowstorm, I would simply like to say that every part of the country has their own natural disasters to deal with. I believe these things are simply God's way of reminding us who is in charge on this planet.

Here, by the way, are a few examples of what people in other parts of these United States have to deal with on a regular basis:

• Southern coastal states have to deal with hurricanes;
• Florida has those same hurricanes as well as flying cockroaches;
• The Plains have tornadoes so regularily that their home is referred to as Tornado Alley;
• California has earthquakes, mudslides, and wildfires;
• And last but not least, Las Vegas has to deal with Britney Spears.

In Michigan, all that we have to deal with is snow. Sometimes, we have lots and lots of snow.

It can be a pain in the butt to deal with this much snow. Regardless, I would rather deal with a snowstorm than any of the things listed above.